Dear SQ, My job travel makes my wife unhappy. I told her about WhatsApp, FaceTime, Zoom, and others where we can free videochat and do our favorite things like sex. I suggested role playing a stranger who mistakenly called her, an online dating match who hadn’t met yet in person, a 1-800 number and she was the porn queen. What else?
Dear Traveler, great way to connect you across the miles. How about spending an intimate evening before you leave to Clone-A-Willie (adamandeve.com or one of several penis casting kits available) to leave her an exact replica of your erect penis. For a few bucks more, you can buy a vibrator to insert inside. And yes, those same companies make a non-functional Clone-A-Pussy kit, a replica of her vaginal lips. (Amazon customer reviews were poor). Better choice is remote, Bluetooth, WiFi, or app-controlled vibrators where you control her G-spot, clitoral, etc. stimulation from anywhere in the world! -SQ
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