Scent

Dear Suze, My companion sniffs my hair and neck when he kisses me. Is it creepy? 

Dear Fragrant, Watch the movie, Scent of a Woman, and you’ll be entranced with what laser focus on one scent can do. Hair, lips, tits, Pacino says... Ecstasy for the mind, sexual arousal for the chemical connection. It’s only creepy if he’s a creep. Otherwise, breathing in your hair and skin is a gateway to nirvana. -SQ

Tesla

Tesla's hometown is Los Angeles, same as Suze Q's. And like Tesla's co-founder, Elon Musk, many Tesla owners think their shit doesn't stink. In Cyber Frogs And Princes: A Sex Manual Of On-Line Dating After 50 by Suze Q (available on Amazon) Chapter 38: Carter -is about one such narcissist-like man. Though he was an engineer and book-smart, he was a frog (more like a toad, really) -never to be a Prince Charming.  -SQ

Wind Phone

Suze Q was under mandatory evacuation during the devastating Altadena fire in California in January, 2025. Had the fierce Santa Ana winds turned west, instead of east that frightened night, I could have lost it all. This “wind phone” is a grieving spot with an unconnected rotary phone where anyone can have a one-way conversation with their deceased loved ones. There are about 400 across the United States, and we gratefully thank Seamus Bozeman who created this sacred place at the Healing Arts Center of Altadena. -SQ

Fetish for Seniors

Dear Readers -Let’s try this again. The blog powers to censor, AI bots is my bet, banned this post a few days ago so I’ve cloaked the questionable website address. We’ll see if it flies this time. -SQ

Dear Suze Q. I want to beef up my sex life and get a bit naughty. Don’t laugh, I’m in my 60s and rock ‘til I drop. The senior fetish dot com site talks about the “beauty of senior kink” for both beginners and experienced. Problems?

Dear 60, Truth in advertising is a forever problem. AI Overview says the website’s NOT reputable or secure re: real connections/profiles, and sales. Try FetLife (social networking). Iffy sites are: NaughtyCharm and kinky-seniors. General advice is that you’ll have luck and safety on mainstream hookup apps. -SQ

Sexual Incompatibility

Dear S. Q. I married a terrific kisser and have a good 10 year marriage except we’re sexually incompatible. She endures her “wifely duty” once a month. Our therapist asked us to create a wishlist, but I’m afraid to reveal the end point -if this doesn’t work, the divorce lawyer is next. 

Dear Kisser, Do the homework even if you wish for sex outside marriage, lap dances, and porn. Tell the therapist privately your thoughts about divorce so that topic can be worked into therapy when appropriate. -SQ

Happy Birthday, Ms. Monroe

Happy Birthday to Marilyn, we wish you were still with us. You were well loved by Hollywood and the world. Sexy lady in Some Like It Hot, The Seven Year Itch, and Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, she was an inspiration to all us hot women, (inside and out), that love life and men that love women! 

🥂Cheers, Marilyn. -SQ

Aren't Men Curious About Women?

Dear Suze Q. I'm tired of hearing the same old broken record when meeting new men. They talk about themselves, exaggerating their finances, and minimizing their age and faults.  And they ask fuckall about me. What gives?

Dear Tired, Like women, many men are nervous on the first face-to-face. The phone conversations and texts were easier. With anxiety, many men start babbling like a sales pitch, and what easier topic than themselves. Women are usually good listeners, so we fall into listening and the whole balance of shared 2-way conversation, give and take of information, is off to a rocky start. Men are curious about women, but also intimidated, and often clueless how to have a genuine conversation rather than soppy pick-up lines and monologues. Insert yourself where you can, see how a second date goes. If the same self-centered presentation reoccurs, walk away -it probably won’t improve. -SQ