Cyber Frogs… Chapter 41: Woody

Dear Readers, Lots of you want to know the secret to successful on-line dating. What shortcuts can you take, how to weed out the cons and the liars? Honesty! many sages will tell you. Expand your limits, take risks shout others! All good words, but the only real thing I learned during my five years swimming with the frogs looking for my prince was ... What the hell, I didn't learn anything. Well, maybe, some things about myself and a ton about elder sex. Here's an except from my book, now available on Amazon:

Cyber Frogs And Princes: A Sex Manual Of On-Line Dating After 50 by Suze Q 

Chapter 41: Woody

"I only know how to go too far. Advice from everyone was go slow, but that's not me. I don't go into a shoe store and not try on the merchandise." -Ed Sheeran

                                                                       WOODY D.

Spring, now. Mid 60s, status unknown.

Match Name:   Woody Long

Frog Type:        Sex Teaser

Woody:  Hello Susan; my name is Woody. Would you be interested in an intimate casual relationship meeting once a month?

Me:        Thx for being direct. I truly appreciate it. However, I'm in that kind of relationship now and want to move to a long-term partnership.

Woody:   Okay. I hope you find the lucky man you are looking for. U are very pretty and I bet a great kisser. ⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘⚘

Had I accepted his offer, I am sure that his dick pics and videos would have followed and that we would have had some fun. Until Daddy took my T-Bird away. 

How To Judge Advice

Dear S.Q. The gal I love is of a different religion and culture and there are uphill struggles we think we can overcome. I’m confused by other’s opinions, but an unbiased professional won’t grasp the details. No insult intended.

Dearie, No insult taken. Others may give their blunt opinion, or give you valuable issues to consider. Here are a few thoughts: *directly poll several people whose opinions you value. *also listen to those who give you their opinions unsolicited. Then analyze your results: 1) are they projecting their values onto you or seeing it from your point of view? 2) does their advice ring true, both positive and negative? 3) do you value that they may have better insight than you about situations in general and this one in particular? 4) are they a squared-away person whose advice to themself bettered their own life? 🧐 -SQ

Date Your Age, Or Not?

Dear SQ, I followed a dating blog where a woman over 50 asked if men her same age were really interested in 50 y.o. women or 30 y.o? The answers were mixed. That didn’t help. 

Dear 50, Actually, the mixed answers reveal you can’t assume, you must ask, as impolite it may seem. Chronological age is an important as social-emotional age. While it won’t help to judge another’s choice in dating and mating, knowing another’s desired age range alerts you to an easy thumb’s up or down. -SQ

Time To Take Mom's Keys

Dear Suze Q. Mom insists on living on her own. She's 78 with no dementia or major physical problems, but her eyesight and hearing are going. When is it time to start restricting her freedoms?

Dear Adult Child, Think of it as the reverse of raising a child, -there you added freedoms as they demonstrated they could handle the responsibility. When your teen got their license and violated the law or were dangerous when driving, you restricted them temporarily. With the elderly, you resistrict their driving permanently and leave it to others: friends or transportation companies. If it hasn't happened yet, the next is restricting phone and money. Take this in stride as part of life. -SQ 

Sex Shoppe

 

Cyber Frogs And Princes: A Sex Manual Of On-Line Dating After 50 by Suze Q

is selling on Amazon (Kindle Direct Publishing) ready to spice up your life. Direct link: 

https://a.co/d/0h/YLbeQ0

In my chapter, What You Should Know About: Sex Toys, I write that by 2027, the sex toy industry is estimated to reach $36B in the U.S. alone, which is about 30% of international sales. Unlike decades ago when entering a porn shoppe risked being labeled as a pervert, you can shop on-line in your own home. My recommendation? Visit a brick-and-mortar sex shoppe and immerse yourself in all that you can be.

 -SQ

Wedding Night, Something New

Cyber Frogs And Princes: A Sex Manual Of On-Line Dating After 50 by Suze Q

is selling on Amazon Kindle; the direct link is https://a.co/d/0hYLbeQ0

In the chapter, What You Should Know About: Me, you’ll learn about my early life and loves. My one and only marriage was fabulously fun from the beginning. For the wedding’s old, new, borrowed, blue tradition, I gifted Thomas with this new indulgence. (That interacted dreamily with his gift of silk rope love cuffs). -SQ

 

Cyber Frogs And Princes: A Sex Manual Of On-Line Dating After 50 by Suze Q, A Critique

 

Dear Readers, My book is available on Amazon! Being a mostly true story, my friends and strangers are having wildly different reactions. I lost one long-time sorority sister’s friendship because, according to her, after only reading 50 of the 300+ pages, there was “not one redeeming feature about it.” Perhaps she was insulted because of my tidbit about her and her husband, or maybe she’s right. But, if you judge this book by the cover, hopefully you’ll admit it makes you think; then before you get massively uncomfortable with the first sex scene (chapter 5) you’ll muse -well at least she’s a pretty witty writer. So whether you think it should be banned or applauded, please skip the salacious chapters (that all begin with men’s names) if it’s just “too much sex” and get to the meat of the matter, so to speak. The heady chapters are of men, and women, and intimacy, and all those wonders that make us human. -SQ

  On the other hand, a dear friend did like the book, so he wrote these kind words. 🠆

By reading just a little, I’m pretty sure I have a very valid insight into my Friend.

An insight that sits inside many of us (male & female)…

I’m impressed & very, very proud of you for putting it Out There. Out There in terminology that the average person understands, and those who relate differently can relate to.

The struggles, unfortunately for a lot of people who, due to loss of spouse, through death, divorce, or loss of compassion, find themselves on the road looking for what can satisfy their needs. 

Companionship, relationships, come in many forms.