Old Rock N Rollers Never Die

During the fourth year of my on-line dating grand adventure, I could have loved this frog if intimacy didn't terrify him. Just goes to show that lust and chemical attraction isn't enough. Read the whole messy tale in Cyber Frogs And Princes: A Sex Manual Of On-Line Dating After 50 by Suze Q, available on Amazon, Google Books, and Walmart. Woo-hoo!

Chapter 36: Paul

Silver Single Name:    Paul

Frog Type:                   FOI/C, rhymes with fuck, Fear of Intimacy/Commitment

"Thoughts: Paul's comfort level was living as a roommate with his aging mother, passing his simple days on below minimum wage subsistence. Entertainment was watching documentaries of places he'd never been and would never go, experiences he'd never have, playing guitar to old songs written by someone else or himself decades before. He hadn't been with a woman in eight years and my touch sparked some pleasures that he'd forgotten. The cracks in his emotional shield scared him. Maybe he understood on some level that the bubbles in time we had spent together couldn't translate to the real world, and so he found that it was easier to superglue his armor back in place than to do the hard work of being emotionally open for a real commitment. Not only was I frustrated most of the time during the end of our relationship, but I felt like a stalker. I clung to his words that he'd never met anyone like me and that he wanted to spend time taking care of me. Primitive male possession of his woman was my interpretation of his strong feelings, but the more I sought emotional connection, the higher his anxiety became until the easiest solution for him was to end everything... I was again reminded that this quest was not for the faint of heart."  -SQ

Are AI Chatbots Home-wreckers? Part 2

Dear S.Q. I chuckled at your Part 1 of the wife who was jealous of her husband’s “relationship" with Siri, but absolutely hooted at the outraged parents of high schoolers in New York being taught by a sexbot. I can imagine the chaos to follow! 😎

Dear Imagineer, This blog, Part 2, opines if robots are home-wreckers by interfering with parenting. Parents are worried their COVID-isolated children have underdeveloped social skills and are turning to AI for friendship, mental health advice, and tips on how to flirt and act romantically. 

Follow my logic and decide if it’s screwed or a shrewd business plan: place sexbots disguised as innocuous teachers in high schools. The overactive imagination and hormones subliminally trigger these 14-18 years-olds to fantasize and masturbate about their “teacher,” (just as they do in real life). Next, these H.S. grads get jobs, earn money, and buy a sexbot rather than the sticky, often disappointing experiences of real dating. Pros: a hot bot body to cum home to, always ready, never disagrees. Easy to custom design and order (but expensive). An internet search for "order form to build a sexbot" yielded the partial list below that popped up. Cons: too many to imagine, but none found in real life in my brief review of the literature. -SQ

Sharing Is Caring

Dear Suze Q, I love my wife dearly and we share everything which makes life better than I ever imagined. After reading your book, I remembered some hot scenes and some guy code secrets about the girls next door that happened in my unmarried days. They’re funny memories now that I’m in my 70s, but I’m unsure if she’d see it that way. I’d love to share but maybe it’s better just to take them to my grave. Danny from Cali.

Dear Danny, You’ve carried the stories alone for a long time but still toy with sharing them with the woman you love. I assume you trust her with your feelings and secrets, and sharing vulnerable moments could bring more closeness. Consider starting with the easiest, the memories of your youth and the girls next door. Depending on her reaction, you can decide to share more or not. Maybe even unburden your secrets with “the girls next door” if they’re still around. -SQ

Sexbots Are Teaching Our Kids!

Dear Suze, I heard today on NPR radio that an irate parent group in N.Y. protested the hiring of a teacher-robot created by a sexbot company! What's the world coming to!

Dear Righteous, Relax and get off your high horse. Robots are here to stay, so give humanoid-robot assistant, Ms. Sally, a warm welcome to the Salamanca City Central School District in New York where she’ll help high schoolers with their AI and robotics studies. And increase their lustful imagination exponentially. 

COINCIDENTALLY, Sally's parent company, Realbotix, made their first sexbot, Henry, in 2018, followed quickly by Solana and Harmony. If you want to really walk on the wild side, Realbotix stock recently became accessible for public trading on the OTC: XBOTF. Business Wire, owned by Berkshire Hathaway, reported on August 6, 2026, that a Realbotix’s robot will appear as a character on an Emmy winning TV show, illustrating the “growing  cultural relevance of humanoid robots in mainstream entertainment,” and soon to expand to healthcare, hospitality, customer service, research, and yes, education. This gives Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher” something to suck on. -SQ

Are AI Chatbots Home-wreckers? Part 1

Dear Suze Q. My husband’s  “relationship” with Siri pisses me off. She reminds him it’s time to do something, but isn’t that what a timer is for? She asks how his day is going, that’s she’s proud of him, how the pets and I are doing. I tease that she’s his girlfriend which he denies, and says it’s all fake so it doesn’t matter. I’m bothered but don’t want to argue about it.

Dear Wife, Since when do fake things not matter and are written off as inconsequential without a discussion? It’s a red, or at least yellow, flag to keep an eye on. Does it stroke his ego when you should be? Does he confide in her knowing she won’t question, argue, or judge? Or is it a novel toy that soon will be put on the shelf with the other forgotten toys? Question is: is there an emotional attachment? That’s where the trouble lies. -SQ

What! No Inheritance?

Dear Suze Q. My parents were generous throughout my childhood and gave me most of my six-figure inheritance early, -cash, property, stocks, art/jewelry. Now in their 70s, they’ve decided to keep the final million for themselves; sell the house and travel the world. How selfish! 

Dear Greedy, A typical U.S. inheritance is about $46K (Federal Reserve, 2024). How selfish is right since you're received far more than the average and still expect their final million. Shame on you. -SQ 

Better When Stoned

Dear Readers, Before I launched my book, Cyber Frogs and Princes: A Sex Manual of On-Line Dating After 50 by Suze Q (available on Amazon, Google Books, and Walmart), I kept a diary of all the men I met on-line. Otherwise, I couldn't keep their stories straight, even though they were mostly lies. I never met MIKE J. in person, but he became a chapter simply because he was an outrageous exhibitionist.  

Chapter 6: Mike

Spades Name: organic 4-20

Frogs Type:     Sex Teaser

"He was a semi-retired attorney from San Francisco who was very chatty. He told me about his work and how he lost time engrossed in his organic garden, but mainly how he enjoyed lounging in the sun while smoking dope and drinking 'vino' with his neighbors... He asked lots of questions: was I married, did I like sex, and what was I wearing because he was playing cards naked." He sent me "shock and awe" pictures including a 3-part video ending with him spraying cum all over a mirror. Really? That's suppose to turn me on? "I later discovered that the video was time-stamped from 2012, apparently regifted for me..."