Female Urinals, Yay! Or Nay!

Dear Suze Q. My favorite plumber 🤭 told me about designer female urinals being big sellers in commercial event arenas/stadiums (where the guy’s bathroom has no line, but the women’s is wrapped around the damn block). I’m thinking of putting one in my home’s guest bathroom, mostly as a novel conversation starter. At 70, I get my kicks where I can. -Still a Socialite

Dear Ms. Social, Hmmm. Lots of practical questions: since one stands, squats, or semi-squats to use a bidet, what happens to those with bad knees? Where do you toss the used toilet paper after the ladies dab themselves dry? How often does a waterless urinal trap need changing? Answer: when you’re blasted by a FOUL ODOR! Instructions will be needed, so where will you post them? Or make a video that illustrates where you put your finer points? You’ll need “readers” of different magnifications, should they hang from the ceiling like hippie beads? For luxury and WOW value, consider an extra tall toilet with heated bidet and seat. Pricey but practical. -SQ