Dear S. Q. My book club's having a "Secret Santa" party and my bff and I rigged it to give each other presents. Yesterday's B.O.B. blog had the perfect idea. She complains that her hard-of-hearing husband sleeps before her, so she masturbates in the bathroom. Is there a sex toy for that?
Dear Asking, Yes, he'll be oblivious in bed when she uses a quiet toy under 50 decibels (normal refrigerator sound). Wirecutter, a product recommendation service owned by the N.Y. Times Company is my go-to-source for a fast education. The lower the toy setting, the quieter, but also the less intense stimulation. So many choices make you want to buy them all for their different targets of ecstasy. To get the Big O with a whisper quiet toy, I'd recommend the Rose by Inya (Amazon $41). Wirecutter puts Dame Aer (Amazon $119) as their #2 that is slightly louder but better suction. Cosmopolitan Magazine puts plueOne Private Pleasure Vibe (Amazon $25) as their #1, although reviews criticize vibrations as not strong enough (fail in my book). Consider buying one yourself and compare shit-eating-grins with your gf. -SQ
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