Saturday, November 30, 2024

B.O.B., Battery Operated Boyfriend

Dear Suze, My girlfriends took pity on me going through another holiday season without the perks of a partner. So they hooked me up with a perfect boyfriend -a vibrator. I’ve never used one before and I’m intimidated and excited. What to do?

Dear What to Do, Turn it on and have fun! You’re a lucky woman with a reliable, desirable, always ready “battery operated boyfriend” who’ll help you come when you want! Like any supportive boyfriend, BOB will hold your hand while together you explore your body and fantasies.  -SQ

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