Monday, October 21, 2024

Spa Etiquette

Dear Suz, For my 50th birthday, my husband bought me a day at the spa. We’ve been practicing experimental sex to spice up our love life. He wants a full report on my spa day, especially the Swedish massage so I can repeat the performance on him when I get home. I’m terrified! Will my male masseuse really go down on me? Do I have to be completely nude in the coed sauna?

Dear Terrified. Relax and read the facility’s rule book that will spell out, in great detail, all the do and don’t, can and won’t. Count on nothing illegal happening if it’s a legitimate business. Remember -It’s a day to pamper yourself. The best part could be the replay with your husband afterwards where you embellish what really happened with naughty fun and fantasy in your own bedroom. -SQ

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