Dear Sexy Suze, I feel for the gal who gave her phone number before hearing the guy's voice. Here's my sad story. I also skipped the part about talking before the first date because her pictures were like a smoking hot pistol even when we texted and she sent live pics. We met and she did not disappoint. I was in love until she opened her mouth. The high pitch made my ears ache and the dogs in the area came running. The first date was my last. -Achy Ears
Dear A.E., I hope you were a gentleman and treated the dogs kindly. -SQ
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