Father's Day in the USA

Happy Father's Day all of you celebrating this American holiday today.  More than 111 countries worldwide celebrate this holiday on various dates to honor fathers, fatherhood, father figures, fathers-to-be and all the rest of the male race.  Without you, the species would die out and we would no long exist as a human race -we'd go the way of the Dodo Bird, the Tasmanian Tiger, the Passenger Pigeon, the West African Black Rhino, the...  Scientists stress that a "sixth mass extinction" is on the way if we don't treat our planet better.  So ladies, do your part tonight, and breed with your man to keep those squiggly sperm alive and swimming like Olympic champions.   -SQ