👅😍😎😮 30 years ago, United States Surgeon General, Jocelyn Elders spoke at a United Nations conference on AIDS that masturbation was natural and should be taught as part of school sex ed curriculum. For those pearls of wisdom, President Clinton asked for her resignation--some irony here. In the 1830's, batshit anti-Master Bater, Minister Sylvester Graham touted his Graham Crackers prevented unhealthy "sexual desires" and "self-abuse" (masturbation). Not to be outsold, Dr. John Kellogg advocated that his cornflakes discouraged touching yourself, of if you'd rather, you could continue to sew foreskin with silver wire and burn clitorises with carbolic acid. 😱
We've cum a long way, baby, to honor a whole month of feel good vibrations. Health benefits abound and myths have been debunked: no hair on palms, no going blind/insane/or straight to hell happens. However, women addicted to their vibrators is still up for debate. Fun fact - The top 5 countries that love their sex toys the most are the Danes, followed by the Swedes, then the U.S., the U.K., and the Netherlands (statista.com, 2022). So let your fingers do the walking or grab your favorite sex toy and enter your pleasure zone. -SQ
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