Wednesday, April 8, 2026

So You’re Ready To Get Laid

Dear Suze, I’m back in the dating game in my late 50s, and a virgin since my divorce 10 years ago. I’ve had a dozen dates but couldn’t let myself go. I’m out of practice, feel old, look my age, ugh! 

Dear 50, What a splendid age to unleash that fun-loving, sexy dolly buried inside you. You’ve got a terrific goal in mind, but don’t put out needy vibes. Find another who needs to rip off the virgin bandaid, or already has, and is very obliging to remove yours -and all your clothes too. Stay in the moment though; the point is sex is a natural part of dating. If nothing follows, move on to the next guy. Start your Little Black Book of (not-so-fun) and Fabulous Fucks. -SQ

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