Pillow Talk For Old People

Dear Suze Q. My companion and I read you religiously and laughed our asses off. We remember those days when we were young and easily aroused. Now, in our 70s, we still love sex but it’s hard work so we laugh mostly and joke about things, memories and unsolved wonders: Is the disgusting cologne, Secretions Magnifiques  make with “sweat, saliva, blood, and sperm,” or “This Smells Like My Vagina” candles still sold? Should my love try Ben Wa Balls, or a remote controlled vibrator? Thoughts?

Dear Curious, Several companies on Amazon and elsewhere have turned your ideas into conversation card games with extra cardboard cards for you to write your own questions. Save your $ and buy a cute container to keep bedside where you store your own questions. Maybe add rules to your game playing like you have to wear only pearls and socks, with nostalgic mood music, or surprise taste treats. -SQ