Dear Suze Q. I searched on-line for a novel Valentine gift for my love. We’re in our 60, healthy and active, although my eyesight and hearing aren’t great. I thought the ad read AARP (American Association of Retired Persons), but it really said AANR (American Association of Nude Recreation)! Why not, I thought. After all, we sleep nude, walk around the house the same way, and before kids, we went to nude beaches and events regularly. The resort near us has hiking, a nude beach, golf, tennis, gourmet restaurant -all the things we love. Should I book a weekend?
Dear Naturalist. Probably safer to buy a gift certificate that’s refundable. And present it with her favorite mood food. 🥂🍇 What a fabulous gift! She’ll adore you for the creativity. If you beg nicely, she might even show you her appreciation by whisking you off to the bedroom for a lap dance. -SQ
No comments:
Post a Comment