Sunday, October 6, 2024

Snoring, a Serious Problem

Dear Suze, My new beau is wonderful except he snores. I thought I could ignore it, especially after he poo-pooed it, but I am a wreck in the mornings after we sleep together. 

Dear Wreck, Poo-poo is bad, and so is his denial of a possible relationship breaker. Here’s my advice: (1) if he continues to blow you off (similar to poo-poo) ➡️ swipe left; (2) if he says he wasn’t aware but now he is, ➡️ move to the other room, get earplugs  and give him one week to call his MD for causes and cures; (3) In 7 days and if he hasn’t called the MD ➡️ leave his ass and don’t look back; (4) if he’s compliant with the MD and heading towards a snore-free slumber, kiss him soundly and cross your fingers; (5) if HE abandons the doctor’s advice before finding a cure, find another lover who doesn’t snore, can be an equal partner to you (no poo-pooing allowed), and follows doctor’s orders. -SQ

 

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