Friday, October 25, 2024

Boob Job Barbie

Dear Suze, My 50+ year-old body has sagging T and A. I don’t care about the ass so much but I’m thinking of a boob job. My partner is squawking that he likes me natural, not some Boob job Barbie.

Dear not BJB, Many augmented breast enlargements are for sale: saline implants may feel like water balloons, show wrinkling, and collapse and leak without harm; silicone implants feel like semisolid gel, won’t collapse but could require regular MD visits to assure proper functioning; “gummy bear” implants (teardrop shaped) may rotate into quirky shapes; round, smooth, or textured implants; and others. Be wary of bust enhancing voodoo like pills, or exercises. Breast lifts will not increase your bust size but will correct drooping breasts to the smaller, pert tits of your youth. Do your homework. Consult the medical experts, your credit card limits, and your partner, then make your own choice. Be sure your choice is for you which is the only opinion that really counts. -SQ

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