Friday, May 24, 2024

Before Divorce, Try Adding Spice

Dear Suze Q.  All your posts on gray divorce were news to me.  I'm not ready for that extreme after 30 years of marriage but I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who'd like something spicy to happen before I die.  My wife and I still laugh and enjoy each other but sex isn't often and adventures are even less.      Any clues? 

Dear Clueless,  I think you are filled with ideas.  You seem right on the brink of remembering what you two used to do for fun.  Start there.  Did she sometimes squeeze your bum when she walked by you in the kitchen?  And then you snuck up behind her and pinched a nipple once or twice?  Maybe now's the time to take a wrong turn down a quiet road just to see where it leads, with a picnic basket and hiking shoes in the trunk.  Or beg her to wear that wig and skimpy lingerie in bed just for grins...  You're married, take her hand and walk on the mild side of wild again.  -SQ

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