Sexbots Are Teaching Our Kids!

Dear Suze, I heard today on NPR radio that an irate parent group in N.Y. protested the hiring of a teacher-robot created by a sexbot company! What's the world coming to!

Dear Righteous, Relax and get off your high horse. Robots are here to stay, so give humanoid-robot assistant, Ms. Sally, a warm welcome to the Salamanca City Central School District in New York where she’ll help high schoolers with their AI and robotics studies. And increase their lustful imagination exponentially. 

COINCIDENTALLY, Sally's parent company, Realbotix, made their first sexbot, Henry, in 2018, followed quickly by Solana and Harmony. If you want to really walk on the wild side, Realbotix stock recently became accessible for public trading on the OTC: XBOTF. Business Wire, owned by Berkshire Hathaway, reported on August 6, 2026, that a Realbotix’s robot will appear as a character on an Emmy winning TV show, illustrating the “growing  cultural relevance of humanoid robots in mainstream entertainment,” and soon to expand to healthcare, hospitality, customer service, research, and yes, education. This gives Van Halen’s “Hot for Teacher” something to suck on. -SQ