Sunday, August 23, 2026

Homemade Sex Toys

 

Dear Suz, I’m a long-haul trucker, married with teens. I love my wife and never been unfaithful, ‘tho I get lots of offers for sex. I make sex toys as a hobby for my lonely nights alone and for fun with the wife. Here’s my favorite. For an immediate climax, insert gently into the urethral meatus and twirl. 

Dear Toy Maker, Seems like you’ve handmade something clever, although the stabey part looks sharp and dangerous. Maybe that’s the lure. -SQ

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