Dear Readers, Before I launched my book, Cyber Frogs and Princes: A Sex Manual of On-Line Dating After 50 by Suze Q (available on Amazon, Google Books, and Walmart), I kept a diary of all the men I met on-line. Otherwise, I couldn't keep their stories straight, even though they were mostly lies. I never met MIKE J. in person, but he became a chapter simply because he was an outrageous exhibitionist.
Chapter 6: Mike
Spades Name: organic 4-20
Frogs Type: Sex Teaser
"He was a semi-retired attorney from San Francisco who was very chatty. He told me about his work and how he lost time engrossed in his organic garden, but mainly how he enjoyed lounging in the sun while smoking dope and drinking 'vino' with his neighbors... He asked lots of questions: was I married, did I like sex, and what was I wearing because he was playing cards naked." He sent me "shock and awe" pictures including a 3-part video ending with him spraying cum all over a mirror. Really? That's suppose to turn me on? "I later discovered that the video was time-stamped from 2012, apparently regifted for me..."
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