In my book,
Cyber Frogs And Princes: A Sex Manual Of On-Line Dating After 50 by Suze Q, I write about "One Christmas, the Hammacher Schlemmer holiday catalogue featured a Murder Mystery weekend at Mohonk Mountain Resort in Upstate New York" that my 10 years younger husband and I attended. "Our group had the run of the place for two days to gather clues. I dressed as a glamorous femme fatale; Thomas was a dashing man of mystery. Everyone was giddy when they found the fluorescent chalk outline of poor, dead Miss Scarlet in the Conservatory. But, for us, the best part was when Thomas ordered me to 'assume the position' after we returned to the scene of the crime at midnight, locked the doors, and had the darkened room to ourselves. He lovingly ravished me, tasting me in spots that were already moist. I was quite aroused, until the point when he clamped his hand over my mouth, explaining that he was reenacting the scene just before Miss Scarlet's lover bashed her head in with the candlestick."
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