Wednesday, June 24, 2026

Wedding Weather Witch. Weird or Wondrous?


Dear Suze Q,  My third wife-to-be has paring knives sticking out of the ground, next to some sausages she buried before the dog dug them up. The wedding planner asked the budget for the “weather witch.” I knew my to-be was superstitious, it was charming. My friends give the marriage a year because she’s a looney-tune. Am I making a mistake?

Dear Charmed, Maybe a third time marriage is the charm, or maybe knives out is a warning of stormy weather ahead. Past behavior is a good predictor of future outcomes. Rather than worry about her spells, I'd be more concerned about why your first two marriages tanked. -SQ

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