Dear S.Q. I’m a great looking man in my 60s with everything going for me except a loyal woman. My last wife divorced me with the excuse that my jealousy made her crazy. I’m pretty sure she was psycho all by herself, but it made for great make-up sex. How do I find my woman who understands what a great package I am?
Dear GOAT, Be your flamboyant self on dating apps, social media, public toilets or wherever you plan to lovebomb women with your irresistible charm and bullshit. You’ll never earn a healthy woman if you tell the truth, especially the “I’m jealous,” “Women live to pleasure their man,” “I’m a great catch, just do it my way” parts. But you can pretend they’re all nuts or roll back to caveman days when your thinking won mates. Otherwise, advertise “insufferable alpha male seeks subservient lady in the streets and whore in the sheets.” -SQ
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