Wednesday, November 19, 2025

Do You Mind If I Finish Myself Off?

Dear Suze Q. My husband’s been distant, says he’s tired. We haven’t had real sex in weeks. He apologized 1/2 way through last night, so I ask him if he minded if I finished myself off next to him in bed watching porn. He seemed surprised but WTF.

Dear Do-It-Yourselfer. Something’s rotten in your marriage. I’m sure you shook him up with your brazen move, -now you need to follow up why nothing meaningful is up in the bedroom. -SQ

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